Bigfoot Sighted in Upper Swan
Hunt for Hairy Hominid
A large hairy humanoid was spotted in the Upper Swan wine
region yesterday. Witnesses say it saw them and screamed then
ran towards the bush.
Local tour operators are happy about the sighting. They plan
to start Yeti Safari tours within the week.
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Dust off those Dancing Shoes
Lord of the Dunce or Lad of the Prance?
The local arty farty community will be happy with the announcement that little known but esteemed international performing arts producer Ormuz has arrived in Perth. Ormuz is planning on doing a totally original and unique gothic baroque interpretation of Gilbert and Sullivan’s, The Pirates of Penzance.
Ormuz is quoted as saying, “Like yeah, umm well I’m thinking lots of black, and yeah man, maybe some gold stuff also, and umm then maybe the pirates could all be dancing bears rather than pirates, coz umm like pirates are scary an all, but really man what d’ya think. Cool huh?” Show starts in four weeks. Don’t miss out.
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